January 2008

HP and the Deathly Hallows

This post contains spoilers on the seventh book of Harry Potter ... see if you continue or not.

So ... here we go:
I want to clarify that I finished the book Sunday night and I know that I should post this criticism when the feelings were so vivid to me, not now, when I left a few bursts of fire that was burning inside me about ... hehe.
But I decided I had to overcome that laziness and writing this post.
At midnight on January 5 was in a bookstore to buy my book, my increasingly rampant laziness, I had not read in English as the previous ones but I chose to wait for the Italian version. Now I understand that you have made a crap because I would have definitely appreciated more word games and especially the names of the original version.
Harry. Harry is becoming increasingly unbearable. His arrogance and his presumed touch unprecedented limits. His stupidity is not far behind, though.
As usual answers to the wrong people the wrong way and can not adapt to situations as well, of course, pose on the first woman and queer hysterical. The only difference this time is that JK is unable to conceal the accidental gestures without which would not be able to follow on the plot, and tries to hide behind the stupidity of its protagonist. But come on, a little 'examples!:

- The Dark Lord (Glory be to his soul ... I'm still in mourning) and his subordinates in the ministry have put the "taboo" for anyone who pronounces the name " Voldemort "will be immediately tracked down by Death Eaters. What will our Harry a few days after becoming aware of this trivial rule? But of course, coming to a minimum of anger, despite the warning cry of Hermione (or Ron, I do not remember) pronounced the fateful name, and then start the casino: the Death Eaters arrive and bring with Fenrir Head Trio and friends. .. at Malfoy Manor, the headquarters of the Death Eaters, where, but look at the case, they are locked Ollivander and Luna Lovegood, Harry, with his fearless spirit of Gryffindor saves, with the help OBVIOUSLY asked a fragment of the mirror Sirius. The poor Dobby, called upon to make the champion of justice, dies stabbed by Bellatrix dearest.
Bravo Bravo Harry, but come on, you've won Draco's wand ... Thief!
course despite living in the Manor there is the cream of the Death Eaters, or Bellatrix, Narcissa, Lucius, Fenrir, Draco, for the occasion seems blocked by a petrificus totalus why has not the slightest reaction (probably Joanne had forgotten ... woman incapable of existence), the small and defenseless Harry, unable to kill Snape (of course) and make a curse to cruciatus Bellatrix, Hermione can save half dead, steal Draco's wand and Lestrange, scrubbing all present and dematerialize leaving them with an inch of his nose.
And who can forget the poignant death of Pettigrew, strangled with his own hand? but also simulate the voice of the latter by Ron without arousing suspicion absolutely no Eaters upstairs which, of course, know perfectly well recognize the voice of their "comrade."
But much ... Minus quests in addition to the scene died just a house elf! dear JK did not arise the problem too, after all, so Harry felt in the vault of Lestrange hides the cup of Hufflepuff!

- The ingenious robbery at Gringotts. You could tell me that was so simple, I'd do it too! Just hurl curses on all Imperius ...
It is worth emphasizing the erotic pleasure of throwing in the Imperius Potter? Apart from that I just want to see the little genius who succeeds at the first shot to hurl a curse. This, too, you could tell me before, I would have taken advantage ... I have a bit 'of people to submit to my will, in fact.
Well, after the first, begins to whisper "Imperius" right and left undisturbed.
Once the famous vault, after passing a dragon BLIND, trained to stop for every NOISE Scrap metal (but we realize?) Come into this room.
Hermione, who for once plays the idiot has the bright idea of touching a cup, making it multiply. Once soperto makeup, a sound mind would not touch anything. He instead looked around looking for this infamous Horcrux and then acted. But no, dear old Ron is launching a series of multiplication of the loaves and fishes, but Harry ends with the smartest move you tap a 'armor, whose dimensions are certainly not negligible. Oh I forgot to say that the object touched hot, and not just because the shoe pit Ron. Well but for Potter and his friends what do you want to be? Full of trinkets cause burns to the hair able to retrieve the cup and leave the room (step I is still unknown because of the description of canine JK).
Obviously all the elves in the meantime discovered what had happened so our protagonists decide to make an exit in style dragon on the back of blind just released which, incidentally, has so much haste to escape that completely disregards at least 200kg of idiots (no need to name names, right?) on his back.
With this beautiful move the world discovers that Potter has broken into a vault and is looking for the Horcruxes. Cleft.
Oh and of course loses the sword of Gryffindor promise to the fairy-Unci Unci in exchange for his help to get to Gringotts. And Ron has also had the courage to call a "double agent" the goblin, just because the creature, knowing that the three would not have kept his word, after helping you take your reappears. Mpfh that cheek!
I can not understand this move, among other things, as much then Neville has no problem to re-extract it from the Sorting Hat to the minimum necessary. Would you tell me Unci Unci did all the work for nothing? Do not want to know, having his race forged the sword that had disappeared two days later because it serves to Longbottom? Mah .. curious questions which I will not ever answer.
Ah, of course, half an hour later there's no trace of burns.

-Harry feels ... he feels he does not know why, the right thing to do. In short, it is a colossal idiot. We have already forgotten all the trouble that this has combined his impulsivity? He killed Sirius, let's say.
Well, I mean, he feels the right thing to do is just follow Bathilda Bath who suddenly became deaf because they do not respond to questions and express themselves with hand gestures. Arrives alone in his room and ... the old woman turns into Nagini, alas, fails to kill the lucky punk. Maybe if you were stuck in places little Harry would have been lawful so happy to let her do so Voldemort could celebrate the victory ... someone had to suggest that the Dark Lord Harry likes to take ... Other
intuition when it follows the deer alone in the woods at night confident that will take him somewhere. Same old story: JK hiding his inability in the stupidity of Harry and his sixth sense.
course, in the middle of winter with snow and H has the bright idea to strip naked (much to the delight of the fans, if any) to catch the sword of Gryffindor in the frozen lake. Damn it does not die even with cold, but once we were there almost is: the genie can not remember to remove the Horcrux from the neck and in danger of being beheaded. Ron saves him (coincidentally reappears, as if they had quarreled and the date was screaming from a few months).

-Again Ron and Harry argue, and red, touchy to no end, he takes and leaves. Smart move, really. I am here to defend Harry. Ok, you are at a dead end in research is the problem? Needless to sclera hurt this way? I honestly do not know ... I am astounded. Ron thought it was a walk? thought of going to a picnic?
I think it's just another gimmick that a writer did not know what to write. Ok that Ron is not that good intelligent, but here's IQ verges on the ground. I do not think serving other comments.

- What stage is the most horrifying of all? Mind you, not the most miserable, that I will dedicate it later.
The Kiss. After seeing "Pirates Caribbean 3 "and having witnessed the painful marriage proposal of" They're coming, I see birds in the distance "aka Orlando Bloom to his beloved Elizabeth in the middle of the struggle between pirates, JK decided to revive it, placed there, without effect, a chilling slinguazzamento between Ron and Hermione, while the rest of the school are risking their lives in war. What is the IQ of Ron contagious? Poor Granger. This shows that Voldemort's intentions are absolutely unacceptable. Why do not you clean up the magical world by some people?

-Potter dies! JK does make a fool Voldemort, unlike Harry who instead became a god on earth. the Row is just crazy. She had never been so as part of this book, really. The antagonists are suddenly all stupid and stamp their feet alone. The only character that I believe in this book had made him strangely attractive, Dumbledore, instead he felt the need to redeem at the end, absolutely useless in a chapter where the former headmaster and Harry, just lost the game tied at Voldemort, have with a nice curtain of the old man of compassion. Scene really pointless and boring. Row but could not afford to leave Dumbledore spotted by his youthful sins, oh no. Has seen fit to remove the only trace of humanity that had the character, forcing him to take comfort from the faithful disciple despite having quietly decided to sacrifice him for the "greater good" (note: not that I disagree with the sacrifice, eh?). Was over there ...
No, after having made us discover that, of course, the only possible owner of the three Deathly Hallows is Harry Potter (who?? Not you have guessed it?), The young man asks Dumbledore: "I have to go?" . Answer: "See you". Had told him: "No, please, Harry, keep me company ... oh there it went wrong this time too.

-Potty Voldemort comes back and we do not even think to touch what has been the enemy of the last sixteen years to check if he is dead (I I would have done all the tests of nine possible). Send the beautiful Narcissa (not in an ironic sense, it is clear), which, after having asked whether Draco is in school (and no one notices the exchange, let alone), says that Potter Voldemort is dead. The Malfoy who are loyal, you should follow the example (again, I'm not kidding, I love Malfoy).
Voldemort is not aware of anything until there remains dry, after doing some circle with Potter and making these speeches: "You dare?" "I dare." Bravo, Bravo Harry, do you like your usual arrogant just because you know you have Rowling from yours, which god only knows what has been invented to keep in life. The last but not least is the spell with which Harry defeated Voldemort: the Expelliarmus. They fought a bit 'before the end, at least. Useless, the more exciting battle was one between McGonagall and Snape.
prefer to think that Voldemort has decided to die to rebel against the evil woman named JK Rowling, why die like that is really bleak. Poor Dark Lord, I'm with you.

-Harry continues to hide his homosexuality with Ginny ... pleased him.

Fosse-finished so the book would have been discreet, but we needed the final touch that would spoil everything ... The
"Nineteen years later, the Epilogue. If I
knew it was so shameful I'd skipped.
But that is crap?
could not leave their families to the imagination of the reader? oh no.
We are aware of the factory-to-child-Weasley and factory-to-child-Granger. The one with a little 'dignity is the unknown of my beloved wife that Draco has only one child. Ma .. want to comment on the names? Draco had confused you to agree to call your child Scorpius ?????? And Harry ... vivid imagination! James, Lily e. .. drum roll ... Albus Severus! But as this poor creature will grow? Not that the family will help him ... as a psychopathic father, mother as a whore, like a fool uncle, a half-blood infected by her husband as her aunt. Poor baby.
emphasize the confusing list of names, placed here and there, which gave me a headache, but also the hypocrisy of Harry! Albus Severus sweet fear of ending up in Slytherin (fear of what? You should be proud of, brat) Potty says: "If you're not ashamed of Slytherin. Know that you have the names of two principals of Hogwarts, one of which, Slytherin, was the 'bravest man I ever knew "that my Mom
harping false. My poor Snape you're turning in his grave? courage, I'm with you ... Hold on!
Ah, finally, she could escape the scene of the useless son of Lupin and Tonks that her daughter slinguazza Fleur and Bill ... in short, why? He has written so much to do? Mah

Overall the book is decent, though not absolutely the best.
I found very very nice chapter on the memories of Snape. I waited anxiously to see why he killed Dumbledore, and I must say it is without doubt the most beautiful chapters of the book. Snape was in love with Lily ... this is the cause that prompted you to return to the side of Dumbledore. Snape has spent his life standing between Albus and Voldemort, and was smart enough to survive and to be unconditionally believe both. It was not certain an easy life, him.
When he died I was desperate, and when I saw her I thought almost touched ...

A little 'analysis of the characters and corpses
Draco: My love I missed. I realized that I love him like a pear, I can not help it. My only regret is that JK has appointed the yes and no five times in this book. And yes I thought it was one of the protagonists. Poor
star the only thing he did do was let him steal the wand from disability and, despite even greater, be lifesaving. I found it very tender
Malfoy family reunited after the war, alien to the time and space. What binds them is true love. I loved that scene ...
On balance I'm glad that JK has said little of Draco ... at least I could explore with your imagination. Who knows what bad shape he would do that.

Remus: I was sorry she died. It 'was my first favorite character in the series and a part of me was still very fond of him ... left an orphan child, but now that Harry is his godfather certainly grow well! Poor creature ...
However, Remus, I'm sorry.

Tonks: It 's dead ... peace.

Moody: It 's dead ... peace.

Fred: The only ones who are saved are the Weasley twins, or were better. George is without an ear e.. Fred ... Fred is dead ... I'm so sorry.

Dobby: I already commented on the manner in which the first die and I do not I here ... strangely I very sorry. Especially because he died saving the lives of those three things useless ...

Snape: I have to thank 's just because of him that the book is unobtrusive. The chapter on his memories is by far the best and his death ... I was really shocked. I do not know what else to say, really, except that I'm sorry as hell ...

Voldemort: Oh my beloved Dark Lord! It 'really dead so Barbino! It 's a shame! I do not understand why Rowling had to pass it as an idiot so colossal. It 'just died for their mistakes, basically, because Potter, do so despite the cool, did very little. JK is too partisan.

Horcrux Harry: Ah ... died the better part of Potter ... one linked to Voldemort. God rest his soul.

shame that these people have not left the saga: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Percy, Cho Chang. Just think. Thank goodness he did not kill Draco otherwise I would have cried for a week at least. Do not even want to think about it.

Congratulations to the many cows that Rowling has hidden in the sensational discoveries in the book but I'm sure everyone had guessed
- Harry is a Horcrux
- A Horcrux is hidden in the room needs
- Harry with his wand super Elder (Elder Wand got to do with what I do not know) repair his old wand.
- RAB is in fact ..... Regulus Black. But do not tell me?
- There was something in the murder of Dumbledore by Snape
- Ron and Hermione get together

and many others ... in short, a series of platitudes.

At this point, if you have not already done so, I suggest you read it. It is not bad, although it seems the opposite of my criticism, but come on, there's definitely the best around.
In this regard, I suggest you go and read up Nocturnealley.org "Autumn's Monologue" by Sourcreamandonions. What that would be a great book seven.

And with this I salute you ... to the next! Zhenya

And with this I salute you ... to the next! Zhenya

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